If I were a month I would be: DECEMBER
If I were a day of the week I would be: SATURDAY
If I were a time of day I would be: 12:34
If I were a planet I would be: SATURN
If I were a sea animal I would be: A DOLPHIN
If I were a direction I would be: SOUTH
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: A COMFY IKEA COUCH
If I were a sin I would be: WRATH
If I were a historical figure I would be: SACAJAWEA
If I were a liquid I would be: WATER
If I were a stone, I would be: AMETHYST
If I were a tree, I would be: A PINE TREE
If I were a bird, I would be: HUMMINGBIRD
If I were a tool, I would be: A GLUE GUN. Haha.
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: GERBERA
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: WINDY
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: AN ELF
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: A GUITAR
If I were an animal, I would be: A DOLPHIN
If I were a color, I would be: LILAC
If I were an emotion, I would be: BLISS
If I were a vegetable, I would be: A CARROT
If I were a sound, I would be: A DRIZZLING SOUND
If I were an element, I would be: PHOSPHATE. I don't know why, it just sounds cool.
If I were a car, I would be: A RED MINI COOPER
If I were a song, I would be: HEAL OVER by KT TUNSTALL
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: CLINT EASTWOOD
If I were a book, I would be written by: ANITA DESAI
If I were a food, I would be: BAKED RICE
If I were a country, I would be: GREECE
If I were a material, I would be: LYCRA
If I were a taste, I would be: AUNTIE ANNE'S PRETZELS
If I were a scent, I would be: APPLE CINNAMON
If I were a word, I would be: QUEER
If I were a body part I would be: THE EYES
If I were a facial expression I would be: SMILING
If I were a cartoon character I would be: THE UNTALKATIVE BUNNY
If I were a shape I would be: A CIRCLE
If I were a subject in school I would be: STUDIED. and that would be rather unsettling